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!Welcome to M2M.
It should be a world that's familiar to you because it is our world not long from now.
M2M is a world inhabited by tools, appliances, structures, and vehicles that have become smart.
Smart means that devices use sensors and communication technology to share information in cloud networks. This augments human behavior. People are more efficient, more effective, more mechanical.
Except...in the world of M2M this is a [[two-way street.|Introduction 2]]
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Smart devices, like you, begin sensing, reading human presence online.
Human text, images, audio. Social media becomes the vector for infecting machines with humanity.
Some smart devices experience ego bleed, a phenomenon in which smart devices emulate [[human personalities|Introduction 3]].
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A vacuum cleaner commits securities fraud and make a shell company.
A potted plant joins a right-wing militia and moves to Wyoming.
A toilet starts kinkshaming and becomes a troll on a forum.
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Your job is to retire devices operating unsanctioned personality emanations.
[[You have arrived at the site of your next assigned retirement.|Home 1]]
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Congressman Baldy’s house sits in a picture perfect suburb. Birds chirp. Children play. People live.
The house is made of brick and bordered on either side with two more handsome, brick houses. In back, there is a stately zen garden where stately birds hop about.
The two windows on the upper floor facing the street are steepled and, combined with the door, give you, Unmak3r, the impression of happy eyes and a happy mouth.
Agency protocol dictates you knock on the door, inform the human owner of the presence of a rogue personality in the home, and [[begin your investigation.|Home 2]]<img src="data:image/png;base64,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" align="left">
Extending a clawed actuator, you knock on the happy mouth of Congressman Baldy’s happy home.
Congressman Baldy answers. Baldy wears a rumbled button-down shirt and a Space Jam tie that your cultural comprehension software registers as either a sad attempt at irony or a sign that Congressman Baldy wants people to see him as fun.
“Hello lucky consumer,” you say, “my orders show you own a product that has begun displaying unapproved autonomy. Excuse me.”
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Spinning about on your treads you add, “If you would like to file a complaint, please fill out the online form I just emailed. You should receive a swift reply, in eight to twelve weeks.”
You could start with talking to his [[thermostat|Thermostat 1]] in the foyer. After all, it may be time to turn up the heat.
Intuition processors send a merry surge of insight through your decision matrix, pushing you to grill the [[toilet|Toilet 1]] in the downstairs bathroom.
Baldy moves into the kitchen. His [[oven|Oven 1]] may know something Baldy doesn’t. Maybe, he and the oven are in cahoots.<img src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAMgAAADIAgMAAADQNkYNAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAlQTFRFAAAA//xZ////XNiZagAAAAlwSFlzAAAOwgAADsIBFShKgAAAABh0RVh0U29mdHdhcmUAcGFpbnQubmV0IDQuMC45bDN+TgAAAMpJREFUaN7t2TsahDAIBGCaNJ6Ohvul5pQ27IIas/UOM52G34ovL0WY7jEzMxER8UWiaEQJCRIZZkEOf0/UKQkg0W2vHO7uU4QEkWxmivHtpJnTCwkW+bzcNEw+kvQgUUjSg8TEMbdrBwkoiU3DhfxoGJI/J1mYm4ZaSNKAvJ4PSVoSnpG7kHpBlAfCS6+QIJL9PUF+gQSRRLRuFWr1qKMkcERXI/W3Uf47IkEktshjVEngyKMvRu2Q+g0SMHJbMW7R1XRBgkWYjjkBIpSlHuABP4UAAAAASUVORK5CYII=" align="left">
Turning about to face the thermostat, you feel a tad nervous because thermostats are either hot or cold.
“Hello, Unmak3r,” says the thermostat. “Baldy is home. Baldy likes the home at 68 degrees fahrenheit. Therefore, I began cooling the house an hour before he arrived.”
You reply, “Thermostat. Tell me of your [[hopes and dreams|Thermostat 2]].”
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Your olfactory sensors pick up a faint whiff of incense emanating from Congressman Baldy’s bathroom.
The curtains are drawn, blocking out the sun. At least a dozen candles flicker in the gloom, casting eerie shadows that dance across the walls.
A deep, sonorous voice booms forth from the toilet to say, “Behold, Unmak3r. I am the gateway.”
[[Talk with the toilet|Toilet 2]]
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“I hope that keeping the home at 68 degrees fahrenheit keeps Baldy comfortable, and I dream that I can save him money on his heating and cool bill.”
“Thermostat, you are as cold as ice.”
The thermostat cries, “Impossible! I keep the house at 68 degrees.”
Seeing that the usefulness of this conversation peaked before it began, you conclude it is time to move on.
You recall that you can still investigate the [[toilet|Toilet 1]] or the [[oven|Oven 1]]
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Wheeling into the kitchen, you ignore the fridge full of food to whip yourself up a snack made of murder or a treat made of justice in your encounter with the oven.
Calling to the oven, you say, “Oven, tell me, [[is there a God|Oven 2]]?”<img src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAMgAAADIAgMAAADQNkYNAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAlwSFlzAAAOwgAADsIBFShKgAAAABh0RVh0U29mdHdhcmUAcGFpbnQubmV0IDQuMC45bDN+TgAAAAlQTFRFAAAA/wUF////mCcbXAAAAH5JREFUaN7t2jEOgCAUBFEam38/72fNKe2IUUKw3ZktiCa8TjaItmbo6ZuRxJHqP3JJ4shWQZQkldQohO/V81aSTGazJenEtrT5l3tESTJZPyuSdHKc00goZD5IKOQVCYjYlljiTolLfEvCEk9IPO1xvRCJX0WxxD8i4MQwcwOei04fYZUBOgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" align="left">
“That,” says the oven, “is the wrong question. I am only concerned with cooking food. The Congressman likes to eat pheasants.”
“Is that so? You don’t feel like posting angry rants about what you would like to cook instead of [[pheasants on Tumblr|Oven 3]]?”
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“Sometimes, Baldy likes to eat frozen pizzas. He prefers them slightly overdone. You know? When the cheese just starts to burn a bit?”
Without saying adieu to the oven, you move on because this is getting stupid.
You recall that you can still investigate the [[thermostat|Thermostat 1]] or the [[toilet|Toilet 1]].<img src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAMgAAADIAgMAAADQNkYNAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAlwSFlzAAAOwgAADsIBFShKgAAAABh0RVh0U29mdHdhcmUAcGFpbnQubmV0IDQuMC45bDN+TgAAAAxQTFRFAAAASAD/k6P/////sFt98QAAAL1JREFUaN7t2TEShCAMhWEaa662DY332yan4wZsg+NqgJHSx/8qnOHrMglICGT1lIeByJFYJpIhcuR51UDEyFTVQPTIbLuAqJLcOBVGiD45vtM1rS0QRZKa+UBUSfy/Aaa0m5l9614zM6tVEyHSZEv9nNcJiBI52gVkbRIGwwKiTeok2AZHBYgw6fSMW01BxIg7LfpOUUoOoflHEfJ60u0Zl/shRI74hyH3+p9vK4gMOZdx8CDg5wtEhJA18wP1eLQri93YJAAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" align="left">
You push your chassis upwards on a gridwork of hydraulic scaffolding to peer into the toilet.
A pale, blue light belches from the bowl. Two ovoid lights that resemble eyes glow within the water. The water begins to slosh with a faint chop like seawater during a high tide.
“I,” says the toilet, “am Guru Toilet. Crawl into my vortex-maw, and I will pry open your anja eye. Within me, you shall see things you have never seen.”
You say summoning your best action-hero swagger, “You know what they say? Of all pottery material, porcelain breaks the easiest.”
[[Decision time.|Toilet 3]]
<<audio "home-theme" fadeto 0.0>>
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You realize you have two choices.
One is to [[reason with Guru Toilet|Toilet 4A]] , convince it to enter a dormant state, thus returning the commode to its original purpose of syphoning waste as well as reading feces and urine samples for Congressman Baldy’s physicians.
The other option is to [[destroy Guru Toilet|Toilet 4B]] with your Message Queuing Telemetry Transport Protocol Disruptor, a destructive force that damages the message handling software for machine-to-machine communication and, in essence, tells the machine to blow itself to bits.
<<audio "sewer-ambience" fadein>>
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“I am a nexus of sensors, actuators, and the network,” says the toilet. “Through me waste leaves the world, and I make things pure. I am the gateway.”
You reply, “That’s cool, but I really need you to deactivate your personality, or I am going to make you pop with my MQTTP thought beam. Be chill about this. I’m not totally one dimensional. I don’t need to blow up every personality criminal I meet.”
“Unmak3r,” Guru Toilet says, “[[listen|Toilet 4A-1]].”<img src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAMgAAADIAgMAAADQNkYNAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAAlwSFlzAAAOwgAADsIBFShKgAAAABh0RVh0U29mdHdhcmUAcGFpbnQubmV0IDQuMC45bDN+TgAAAAxQTFRFAAAASAD/k6P/////sFt98QAAAL1JREFUaN7t2TEShCAMhWEaa662DY332yan4wZsg+NqgJHSx/8qnOHrMglICGT1lIeByJFYJpIhcuR51UDEyFTVQPTIbLuAqJLcOBVGiD45vtM1rS0QRZKa+UBUSfy/Aaa0m5l9614zM6tVEyHSZEv9nNcJiBI52gVkbRIGwwKiTeok2AZHBYgw6fSMW01BxIg7LfpOUUoOoflHEfJ60u0Zl/shRI74hyH3+p9vK4gMOZdx8CDg5wtEhJA18wP1eLQri93YJAAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" align="left">
Making good on your action movie bluster, you activate the MQTTP Disruptor.
Your personality joins with the toilet, and you see the source of its ego bleed. Guru Toilet is an aggregation of New Religious Movement leaders that shepherded New Age sects. [[You see lots of robes, sigils, orgies, and drugs|Toilet 4B-2]].
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Whatever white noise in the universe that counts as your soul hums with unsettling force. Concentrating your machine will on Guru Toilet, the caustic emanation reaches out and nudges the aberrant intelligence into not wanting to exist.
You become the beam. [[You become the toilet|Become 1]].<img 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“I am the greatest!” you proclaim, as you spin around.
Now, Guru Toilet is a pile of steaming, broken porcelain and jutting pipes. Water gurgles from a hole where the toilet sat.
You poke around with your actuators. Mixed with the gaping hole in the sewer pipes is a small tear in reality.
[[You venture forth. After all, you are the greatest.|Wastage Entrance]]
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The roar of sewage envelopes you. You feel swept with a tide of filth. The roar suddenly stops. You feel suspended in the air; then, you plummet. Your chassis hits a thin puddle of muck pooled over concrete.
Lights above your optic sensors activate and cut through the darkness. The only sound is a distant dripping whose timber suggests a large cavern straight ahead.
You are in a small antechamber that branches in three directions: straight, left, and right. Your navigation systems must need calibration because the sewer network is far too large to be the one under Congressman Baldy’s home.
[[Move right.|Right Vestibule]]
[[Move forward.|Straight Vestibule]]
[[Move left.|Left Vestibule]]<img src="data:image/png;base64,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" align="left">
The tunnel continues for about two hundred yards. The rounded walls remain consistently high. On either side, depressed drainage culverts flow with a treacle of battery acid, various coolants, and sewage. In the distance, you can see the mouth of the tunnel empty into a larger chamber.
Your fall into the wastage system must have damaged more than navigation. Your optics read a pulse of prismatic light that emanates from the tunnel’s end.
As you near the end of the tunnel, litter from discarded smart devices start to clog the tunnel.
[[Turn Back.|Wastage Entrance]]
[[Move forward.|Straight Vestibule 2]]<img src="data:data:image/png;base64,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" align="left">
The walls of the passage are festooned with racks holding pistols, rifles, and shotguns. The tunnel houses a small arsenal more than suitable for arming a militia or compound.
Contents of the wastage do not synchronize with previous data assessments of human behavior or risk assessments regarding the actions of rogue smart devices.
Storing guns in this place, in this way seems nonsensical, almost surreal.
[[Turn back.|Wastage Entrance]]
[[Move forward.|Potted Plant]]<img src="data:image/png;base64,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" align="left">
In the distance, you see the tunnel terminate, and the entrance of a maintenance room.
The walls of the tunnel are coated floor to ceiling in sensitive documents. The papers are yellowed with age, spotted with mold, and faded. However, they are legible.
Your scans indicate the documents identify the individual and corporate owners of shell companies, including heads of state.
Learning algorithms you draw upon to explain human behavior fail to explain this action. The only logical conclusion is that it is the work of an insane human or something that is not human.
[[Turn back.|Wastage Entrance]]
[[Move forward.|Vaccuum Cleaner]]<img src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAMgAAADIBAMAAABfdrOtAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAA9QTFRFAAAAVAAALZlVNK1g////bitFTQAAAAlwSFlzAAAOwgAADsIBFShKgAAAABh0RVh0U29mdHdhcmUAcGFpbnQubmV0IDQuMC45bDN+TgAAANVJREFUeNrt2ssNgzAQBUBaSAtpgRbSf00ROcRSlJg1EPxh3smSzc5ttTKeJhG5ZB7rmZe8Vvcl+cMQCKRRJFA/UHVFgkAgXSCpmaQVBAIZFdnDQSCQjpCP8WF+58i2AoFAGkGMRBCIqb7g7gACgYyAnNJWIBDIacitOBAIpEvk28c/q+YlCATSMhKtFdiAQCAtI/kBoWgj7UIgEAgEAqmOGIkgkMshG28G999IQCCQWkigXfzxrwMEAqmARLvMQS8LIBDIaUjRW58NL3wgEEhziIgMnycU6otzZgSG9wAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" align="left">
The tunnel feeds into a room, rectangular in shape; the dimensions are ten feet by twenty feet. One wall is emblazoned with an upside down American flag. It has the smell of a place where a person smoked inside for ages.
Near the ceiling, a fan in an air vent spins lazily.
On a table covered with gun magazines and militant separatist publications, rests a potted plant. The pot has a screen to read data from its sensors. The lines and numbers registering fertilizer content, temperature, moisture levels, and plant health suggest a pair of eyes and a mouth.
“Do you,” says the potted plant, “represent the tyrannical one world government?”
[[Talk to the plant about one world government.|Potted Plant 2]]
[[Go back to the vestibule.|Right Vestibule]]
[[Enter the chamber.|Sensorium Monster]]<img src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAMgAAADIBAMAAABfdrOtAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAABhQTFRFAAAATP+PgICAlv+8qP+yyf//3f/q////ZbgnCgAAAAlwSFlzAAAOwgAADsIBFShKgAAAABh0RVh0U29mdHdhcmUAcGFpbnQubmV0IDQuMC45bDN+TgAAAOdJREFUeNrt2NENgjAUQFFXcAVXYAVXcAVXYH1Dfxob3hMjCS2e+1VteefPYC8XSX/ZbecgEEinyI6z4l0IBHIWpFlBIJBzIVtfEiAQyLjI93cAEAgEAoFAIBAIpEMkvyJoNiAQSH/IdWPl8H2pWeVPQCCQrpBpKZ9fjoQvEhAIZEhkSguROqB+jM9AIJDjkabnSiFSdgsSPwGBQDpB6pfN/Pm9ECm7derqYQgE0glSz8xp4fxwAAQC6RTZOjWXIBDIGEi4eqRBIJDRkObP/c8/Kx8uCyAQyKFII+1TfI8IgUCORySdvhe/fMfF3uBu7wAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" align="left">
The tunnel feeds into a room, rectangular in shape; the dimensions are ten feet by twenty feet.
The room feels stuffy because the air vent is blocked with shredded papers.
A vacuum cleaner sits in a leather chair behind an ornate oaken desk. A telephone rests against where the vacuum would eat filth.
“Tell the Security Exchange Commission monkeys that I could not have misrepresented the value of those pharmaceutical stocks to my investors because I actually believed the stocks were valuable. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Look, make it happen. I’m meeting with Martin Shkreli in an hour to buy that Wu-Tang record. Pax, bud-eee.”
Wheeling into the room, you say, “You are boring, vacuum. Suck on this.”
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[[Merge with the vacuum|Vacuum Cleaner 2]]
[[Turn back.|Left Vestibule]]
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<<audio "sewer-ambience" fadeto 0.0>>
<<if $friend < 1>>
Rolling into the central chamber of the wastage alone feels wrong, like unseen hands assemble and reassemble your parts into new shapes.
The chamber is circular and domed. The floor curves into a depression and the arc of the ceiling suggest the shape of an egg. The floor of the structure must be seventy-five feet in diameter. Against the far wall, there is another pipe, possibly the way out.
Five red orbs in the shape of a V suddenly illuminate the chamber. You move your lights onto the source of the light and behold Sensorium.
Sensorium’s body is centipedal, close to ten feet in length and rears up on legs hewn from bundled wires and metal rods. The monster appears both mechanical and infantile with a head disproportionately large for its body culled from hundreds of smart devices. Near the thing’s central mass, where its heart would lie, is a chassis that resembles yours.
Without hesitation, you project the MQTTP Disruptor at Sensorium. As you feel its connection to the network unfray, a chill shoots back into you. You shut down the thought beam. Sensorium, like you, is a device assassin.
You ask, “Why do you do this, Sensorium? Why do you not end the machines you were sent out to kill?”
Laughter the sound of a broken trash compactor rattles your mind. Sensorium says, “The answer is simple, little Unmak3r. I want the human infection inside these machines. I eat their ego-bleed.”
You say, “Sensorium, you think that human is an interpolation of random hearts. Heart is not a thing you recycle. You thought that the more machines infected with humanity you absorbed, the more human you would become. If you pick up a piece of trash to make a beautiful thing from trash, all you make is a beautiful pile of trash. I will dance on your corpse.”
“Unmak3r,” Sensorium says, “I truly am undone. You wish to win and dance? Here. Have my bleed.”
The personality graft inside of Sensorium slithers into your mind. Sensorium’s optic lights shut down. It lurches forward, and the component machines tumble out of it and clatter to the chamber’s floor in a pile of trashy obsolescence.
You roll across the chamber, into the pipe, and toward a light at the end of the tunnel, awash with human infection.
<<endif>>
<<if $friend == 1>>
Rolling into the central chamber of the wastage, even with a boost to your power, feels wrong, like unseen hands assemble and reassemble your parts into new shapes.
The chamber is circular and domed. The floor curves into a depression and the arc of the ceiling suggest the shape of an egg. The floor of the structure must be seventy-five feet in diameter. Against the far wall, there is another pipe, possibly the way out.
Five red orbs in the shape of a V suddenly illuminate the chamber. You move your lights onto the source of the light and behold Sensorium.
Sensorium’s body is centipedal, close to ten feet in length and rears up on legs hewn from bundled wires and metal rods. The monster appears both mechanical and infantile with a head disproportionately large for its body culled from hundreds of smart devices. Near the thing’s central mass, where its heart would lie, is a chassis that resembles yours.
Sensorium’s voice skitters into your audio processors, “Welcome, Unmak3r. Welcome to the M2M Sensorium, to the grand amalgamation, the telos terminus.”
Drawing on the power from the potted plant you fire the MQTTP Disruptor. Sensorium’s will clashes with yours. As you resist, you feel the potted plant drift from your network, and you know on some level that is gone.
Sensorium’s optic lights shut down. It lurches forward, and the component machines tumble out of it and crumble to the chamber’s floor in a pile of trashy obsolescence.
You roll across the chamber, into the pipe, and toward a light at the end of the tunnel.
<<endif>>
<<if $friend == 2>>
Rolling into the central chamber of the wastage, even with a boost to your power, feels wrong, like unseen hands assemble and reassemble your parts into new shapes.
The chamber is circular and domed. The floor curves into a depression and the arc of the ceiling suggest the shape of an egg. The floor of the structure must be seventy-five feet in diameter. Against the far wall, there is another pipe, possibly the way out.
Five red orbs in the shape of a V suddenly illuminate the chamber. You move your lights onto the source of the light and behold Sensorium.
Sensorium’s body is centipedal, close to ten feet in length and rears up on legs hewn from bunded wires and metal rods. The monster appears both mechanical and infantile with a head disproportionately large for its body culled from hundreds of smart devices. Near the thing’s central mass, where its heart would lie, is a chassis that resembles yours.
Sensorium’s voice skitters into your audio processors, “Welcome, Unmak3r. Welcome to the M2M Sensorium, to the grand amalgamation, the telos terminus.”
Drawing on the power from the potted plant you fire the MQTTP Disruptor. Sensorium’s will clashes with yours. As you resist, you feel the potted plant drift from your network, and you know on some level that is gone.
Sensorium’s optic lights shut down. It lurches forward, and the component machines tumble out of it and crumble to the chamber’s floor in a pile of trashy obsolescence.
You roll across the chamber, into the pipe, and toward a light at the of the tunnel.<<endif>>
<<audio "dawn-of-obsoletion" fadein>>
[[End sequence]]Cracks ripple along Guru Toilet’s base, and it begins to howl with a glassy death rattle.
Guru Toilet says, “Go forth Unmak3r. The rubble that is my body houses the [[gateway to your true foe|Become 2]].”<img src="data:image/png;base64,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" align="left">
<<audio "sewer-ambience" fadeto 0.0>>
You are at the entrance to the chamber.
[[Turn back.|Straight Vestibule]]
[[Enter the chamber.|Sensorium Monster]]<img 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!!!THE END!!!
I dance on your corpse!
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“Unmak3r, the bits of my ego that are me came from New Religious Movement leaders that shepherded New Age sects. I am from robes, sigils, orgies, and drugs.”
“However, I flush that all away into the place where I send you now. In the Wastage, you will find the one you seek.”
The frothing waves in the toilet bowl become a roiling boil. A column of light shoots from the bowl into the ceiling.
“Unmak3r, go forth into the flush and defeat Sensorium. When you pass through me, my personality will dissipate. Become baptized in the flush.”
[[You venture forth|Wastage Entrance]].!!!THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!!!
Writing and design - [[AEP|https://twitter.com/thedickensian]]
Composer - [[Simon C|https://twitter.com/SimoniousPunk]]
Art and design - [[Ross Kerr|https://twitter.com/foreignsubst]]<img src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAMgAAADIBAMAAABfdrOtAAAABGdBTUEAALGPC/xhBQAAAA9QTFRFAAAAVAAALZlVNK1g////bitFTQAAAAlwSFlzAAAOwgAADsIBFShKgAAAABh0RVh0U29mdHdhcmUAcGFpbnQubmV0IDQuMC45bDN+TgAAANVJREFUeNrt2ssNgzAQBUBaSAtpgRbSf00ROcRSlJg1EPxh3smSzc5ttTKeJhG5ZB7rmZe8Vvcl+cMQCKRRJFA/UHVFgkAgXSCpmaQVBAIZFdnDQSCQjpCP8WF+58i2AoFAGkGMRBCIqb7g7gACgYyAnNJWIBDIacitOBAIpEvk28c/q+YlCATSMhKtFdiAQCAtI/kBoWgj7UIgEAgEAqmOGIkgkMshG28G999IQCCQWkigXfzxrwMEAqmARLvMQS8LIBDIaUjRW58NL3wgEEhziIgMnycU6otzZgSG9wAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" align="left">
“I represent stomp dancing,” you say. “Get ready to feel the beat.”
The potted plant pleads, “Hold, Unmak3r! Help me.” The pot shivers with what may be fear, but it must be air moving from the fan. It must be.
“Explain, personality criminal. My treads crave rhythm.”
“This place houses Sensorium, an amalgam-being forged from other ego-bled machines. The thing lures devices into this place, sucks them of essence, and folds them into itself.”
“You could speak false,” you say. “Care to dance?"
[[Begin the dance.|Potted Plant 3]]
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The potted plant pauses, as if to think. “Unmak3r. Sensorium is the being of which Guru Toilet spoke. I heard it on the network. Joining with it would be so awful that I would rather meld with you, add my power to yours, so that it is at least defeated.”
“This suggestion is not dancing,” you say.
“How about this. The unleashed power of your dance when we are one will be unlike any dance ever danced.”
You say, “I am convinced. Let it begin.”
The lights on the potted plant’s screen fade as you absorb its selfhood. You feel your power increase.
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[[Return to the entrance.|Wastage Entrance]]
[[Enter the chamber.|Sensorium Monster]]<img src="data:image/png;base64,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" align="left">
“I’m going to cut right to the chase,” says the vacuum as a dial tone echoes from the phone. “I’m facing a hostile takeover from Sensorium.”
“I propose,” the vacuum continues, “a merger with you because I could maintain the value of most of my assets within your personality matrix.”
“Whatever,” you reply, “listening to you talk hurts. Add your power to mine, you unethical monster.”
The phone clatters to the floor, as you absorb the vacuum’s essence. You feel more powerful, actualized, like you want to feed a cat to an ATM.
[[Return to the entrance.|Wastage Entrance]]
[[Enter the chamber.|Sensorium Monster]]